FANZONE » You Know You're An Aishwarya Fan When...Part III



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61. You made a list of everything you have in common with Aishwarya.
62. You beg someone to upload scenes from Ash movies for you because you live in a foreign country that gets the dvds 6 months after release.
63. Your siblings start to know all the lyrics to Aishwarya movie songs, since you play them 24/7.
64. You and a friend enter the Indian store and the lady immediately says to you, without turning around, "The Aishwarya stuff's over there."
65. You know more about her family history than you do about your own.
66. All of your friends are either Aishwarya fans or tolerate her just for you because you wouldn't have it any other way.
67. Whenever you get together with one of your best friends your schedule takes on the same sort of vibe every time: listen to Aishwarya's soundtrack CDs in the car, watch Aishwarya videos at her house, and then cap off the evening by going to the Indian store to see if any new Aishwarya related items can be found.
68. You often wonder if you might be distantly related to Aishwarya or one of her relatives.
69. You read this whole list as soon as you heard about it.
70. If you call someone and they don't remember who you are, you say "Aishwarya Rai..", and then they know exactly who you are.
71. If you're a male, your girlfriend knows Aishwarya is #1.
72. If you're a male your girlfriend knows if you ever get a chance with Aishwarya she's history.
73. If you still live with your parents and don’t have any bills to pay, your whole paycheck goes to Aishwarya stuff.
74. You agree that no one’s more beautiful/cute, and think that there should almost be a law against being that breathtaking.
75. You’ve known of her since Miss World, and haven’t ever met her once, but you’ll continue to support her ‘till the day you die.
76. You wonder what she’s doing at this exact moment.
77. You had a friend over, and when she said Aishwarya was stupid, you literally kicked her out of your house.
78. You pray for Aishwarya's films to do well at the box office.
79. You spot Govinda and the 'first' thing you ask is, how was it working with Aishwarya?
80. You collapse right before you meet Aishwarya for the 1st time ever because you can't believe your dream came true and you can barely talk to her because you are completely hysterical crying.
81. You feel like no one will ever understand your relationship with Aishwarya, and why she means so much to you.
82. You only drink Coke or buy L'Oreal products just to support Aishwarya, since you are too poor to afford anything Nakshatra or Longines.
83. You print things between classes and when Aishwarya comes out of the printer they know who to give it to.
84. Your friends at the computer room know if they need to find you just look for Aishwarya on the screen.
85. Whenever you see Aishwarya commercials you freak out!
86. You say goodnight to your autographed picture of Aishwarya.
87. You have every single Aishwarya site bookmarked on your internet browser.
88. You fainted when you met Aishwarya for the first time, as well as the second and third time.
89. You show your four year old nephew a picture of Aishwarya and you and tell him, "That's my friend, Ash!"
90. People tell you that you know so much about Aishwarya it actually scares them!!!


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