| 1. | You talk to your Aishwarya posters. |
| 2. | You make up what the posters say back. |
| 3. | You insist upon buying all her movies on dvd, even if you don't like the other actors in the movie. |
| 4. | You scream at the TV everytime you see someone Aishwarya doesn't get along with. |
| 5. | You routinely buy magazines with the slightest mention of her name. |
| 6. | You belong to/found as many Aishwarya fan clubs as you can find. |
| 7. | You yell at anyone in a ten mile radius to shut up if you hear someone even beginning to mention Ash's name. |
| 8. | Anyone who knows anything about you plugs their ears and screams if you drop Aishwarya's name in a conversation. |
| 9. | You worship your friend with the sacred name and wonder why your parents couldn't have had better taste. |
| 10. | When you talk about Aishwarya, you call her by "Ash" or "Ashuma" or some other nickname like you know her personally. |
| 11. | When you say "she is going to" or say "she won" there's no doubt what "she" you're talking about. |
| 12. | You've written movie scripts which you plan to direct and star in, with Aishwarya cast as your best friend/sister/mother/long lost twin etc. |
| 13. | You've watched a "Best of Aishwarya Rai" song dvd non-stop over 13 times in a row. |
| 14. | You tend (and are able) to connect Aishwarya to anything in a conversation. |
| 15. | People inquire about your "friends" in your room when asking about your posters. |
| 16. | Some poor soul who doesn't know you asks for a quote in the yearbook. When they ask who your favorite actress is, people begin to snicker and mutter "Oh God." |
| 17. | Whenever you hear the first hint of an Aishwarya movie song, you yell, "TURN IT UP OR DIE!!!" |
| 18. | When you saw "Devdas" with your best friend (who you converted to Aishwarya) you sang along to the songs because you'd memorized them long before the movie even released. |
| 19. | You made your mother take pictures of the computer screen during Aishwarya's online chat. |
| 20. | You're watching a special you've seen before (just a FEW times) and your parents just don't seem to understand why you can't possibly move from the screen until it's over. |
| 21. | You count down the days until Aishwarya's birthday and then celebrate it. You alert others to this holiday. |
| 22. | You've had a contest with your best friend to see if you're more obsessed with Aishwarya than she is with Brad Pitt. You won. |
| 23. | You have an Aishwarya desktop wallpaper and a screensaver on the family computer. |
| 24. | You have overloaded the family PC with Aishwarya pictures. |
| 25. | You wonder if you should experiment with your hair color to find that perfect Aishwarya color (hmm what color is that anyway? Dark brown maybe). |
| 26. | You draw a beauty mark like Aishwarya's on your arm. |
| 27. | You take it personally when someone insults her. Often, you give them a huge lecture on why she is perfect and scream at them until they beg for mercy and apologize. |
| 28. | Your vacation souvenirs have more to do with Aishwarya than wherever you visited. (Hey, the poster was on sale okay!). |
| 29. | You have a binder filled with every Aishwarya fact you can find. |
| 30. | You name pets/stuffed animals/plants/toasters/other appliances after Aishwarya. |
